Anyhooters, speaking of Vegas, am so totally stoked for March already. I've never been a big "WOOOOO SPRING BREAK!" type of gal, but hey, there's a first time for everything. But before that, I've had such wicked crazy dreams lately. Fuck me, I just typed wicked. Last night, my teeth were coming out in chunks, and at first I was like, oh well these bits are nasty anyway, they must be rotten (totally normal train of thought when your teeth start falling out, I know) but then my canine came out (another nod to The Hangover lol) and I was like SHIT, THIS IS GOING TO LOOK WHACK.
And the night before that, I dreamt I was pregnant, but not showing. Oy. (Don't worry everyone, I'm definitely NOT pregnant.) But like any spiritual, nature-loving girl would do, I whipped out my trusty blackberry to look up all of this nonsense. Of the many translations, here are some gems, compliments of BellaOnline:
"Whereas childhood tooth loss meant transitioning from a child to a grown-up, adult tooth loss means transitioning from a grown-up to growing old."....Really? Thanks for the memo!
"Dreams of tooth loss coupled with anxiety reflect a fear of change, fear of transition. Ask yourself if there is some transition that you are fearful of making."....How about $60,000 in loans? :)))
"Whichever way they make their exit, the dreamer is left with not only a gap in her smile, but a hole in her heart when she awakens." :(
And for the PREGNANCY:
"It is entirely possible to have dreams that are prophetic announcements of a literal pregnancy. The Biblical tale of the Annunciation as told by Luke is a great example of this. However, we don't all have to be giving birth to the Christ to discover we are pregnant via a dream."
Well, PHEW.
"Hormones may kick in or the all-knowing unconscious may make us aware of what is going on in our bodies."
LOLLLL. No.
